So,
back from Austin, tired and full of unhealthy Tex-Mex food, I was planning to
spend a quiet weekend. Everybody keeps
suggesting exciting things I should be doing with my spare time, but I can't
quite get used to doing things on my own somehow.
Because
of the time difference between Austin and California, we got back fairly early
on Friday afternoon and didn't go back to the office. I was planning a quiet swim, but was
surprised when I heard a knock at the door and found two Hispanic cleaners carrying
more cleaning equipment between them than you could fit in my mother's utility
room cupboard. I had been told the
apartment was serviced, but when the letting agent knew nothing about cleaning
I'd assumed there was no cleaner. So I
did just what any other middle-class Englishman would do: I told them I was
getting dressed to gain 5 minutes and then frantically rushed round tidying up
and shoving stuff in drawers. I was then
faced with a further dilemma - how long should I spend at the pool to give them
time to clean up? Truly a "first
world problem".
On
Saturday the firm had its annual picnic in a local park. We'd never had an office picnic in
Manchester, which is perhaps just as well given the climate. It was great to meet more colleagues and their
families, even if the food was Tex-Mex again.
I discovered we have another European secondee here in Palo Alto,
Christian from Cologne. After the picnic
he and I headed into San José to visit the tech museum. Sadly it was almost closing time by the time
we arrived, so we wandered round San José instead and then went for a coffee.
On
Sunday afternoon I went shopping again.
I know, I haven't set foot in San Francisco yet, but I have been to
every supermarket in the area, how sad am I?
Thing is, I decided I'd had enough of the noisy tumble dryer, and would
treat myself to an airer. (Still sounds
sad!) I also wanted a spanner to adjust
my borrowed bicycle and a cheap wok, as well as some groceries. So I took myself to the local Ikea (the one
they built to create jobs for all the gang members from Michelle Pfeiffer's
school). You might think a Gangster's
Paradise would be preferable to a furniture store laid out like Dante's Inferno
- I couldn't possibly comment. I
followed my Ikea trip with a visit to Walmart, which is laid out in a far less
systematic way than any part of Dante's creation but is no less hellish.
So
that was my weekend. That evening I
celebrated my shopping triumphs with some delicious salmon and mushroom pasta,
cooked in my new wok, according to my lovely wife's own recipe, and although not
as good as hers, it contained no guacamole whatsoever.
On Monday morning I went back to the office,
and attended a lunchtime meeting where we were served tortillas and salsa again.
Just found your blog and read all your entries - very enjoyable. I'm the only member of my family not to have been to the States, and I've always had mixed feelings about doing so. I'm finding lots to reinforce both my enthusiasm and my aversion in your story so far. I'm looking forward to future post.
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